Keith P. Graham

 

Keith P. Graham's Stories

 

As a Child...

 

I have been writing stories for most of my life. My first story was Gungar, way back in elementary school. Gungar was a large transparent monster created by an evil scientist who ran the creature from a control panel in the head. Gungar was about 50 feet high. I was 10 or 11 when I started writing Gungar. I used stop action photography to create the scene where the evil scientist gets the huge heart to beat. The 8MM film still exists and I'd like to send it out to convert it to DVD. Larry has been unable to find it.

 

About the same time, I wrote most of a story called "The Blight Stricken" about a scientist who enhances his body with plant genes so that his body can use photosynthesis to make energy instead of eating. This makes him susceptible to plant diseases and he gets a "blight" which turns him into a moldy black monster who must be burned so that the new disease does not infect humans.

 

I wrote a dozen or so SF and Fantasy stories in High School. They are in a box somewhere in the attic, but I can't find the box. I wrote several longer stories in spiral notebooks. They were ideas about atmospheric moods and did not have endings. The first long story that I finished was an H.P. Lovecraft style story that is about 120 handwritten pages of a spiral notebook. It has a bad ending (I wrote until I ran out of ideas and it did not end well, although the middle is pretty good). I will try to transcribe it someday, although mediocre Lovecraft stuff is damn hard to sell.

 

Real Stories, the first 30 years

 

I wrote a story in college, and typed it up in my apartment at East 11th street in NY's Alphabet City. I mailed it in to Ed Ferman at The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction. A few weeks later I got it back with a form rejection. The name of the story was West Coast Tentacles and it was just a joke, really, only about 1,000 words. Clearly I was not ready for prime time and gave up writing. My idea of becoming a writer like Ray Bradbury was mostly scorned by my friends and family.

 

I wrote a fan fiction story about a TV show from the 80's, that I enjoyed. It was like the first chapter to a novel and I wanted to finish the novel, but I knew that I did not own the rights to the characters and I would never be able to sell it. It was fun, though.

 

In the late 1980s, I had many ideas for stories, some of which I eventually wrote. I was not yet in the habit of writing my ideas down in a list, so many of these ideas are lost. I have no doubt that some, at least, would have made good stories. Around 1987 I read Neuromancer by Gibson and it changed my life. I went on to read other Cyberpunk writers and I decided that I had found my calling. I wrote a story around 1989. It was about 6,000 words long and I had it on backup CDs for several years and then it was lost in a disk crash. I was pissed. I don't remember the name, but it involved Virtual Reality, and it was not very good. At the same time I wrote a story about a Psychologist that uses Virtual Reality to communicate with a catatonic patient. A friend used the same premise (with my permission) and wrote a story with a completely different approach. He submitted the story several times and was informed by editors that cyberspace stories were already passé. This story was lost also about the time that I left IBM. The only story that have from this time is a short joke story called The Hand of Zorgo. I found this on a backup disk five years later, cleaned it up and sold it.

 

2003 - I sell a story

 

After I left IBM, I spent a year commuting to Wall Street in a very intense job. I worked from 9 to 5 coding with very little self actualization. It took two hours to get to work and two hours to get home. When the project ended, I took a more local job that was the exact opposite. I was given very simple projects with too much time to do them. I found that I could spend a couple of hours a week writing, so I did.

 

The first dozen stories that I wrote were ideas that I had been kicking around. I would think of stories while watching TV or commuting, but I never wrote them down. I had some ideas, but I will never know how many good ideas that I have forgotten. Always write down a story idea as soon as you can, or you will regret it.

 

I had some fun and plublished a couple of flash stories in the contest at AnotheRealm.

 

The first story that I wrote was "Flare Bound" about a family on a space station that must huddle together in the dark without TV, or video games or phone. The family has to tell stories and become reacquainted as the a solar flare rages. This is an idea based on the poem Snowbound by John Greenleaf Whittier. It was the first story that based on a Whittier Poem, the other being The Telling based on Telling the Bees.

 

I wrote another story based on the fairytale, The Elves and the Shoemaker. It is a story about magic that I wrote once as the story of a medieval stained glass artist and then rewrote as the story of an Appalachian Pottery Maker and his daughter. I called it as The Perfect Gold. Structurally, both of these stories are awkward, but both of them work well enough and they sold after a few tries.

 

After selling a story, I was hooked and I eventually published about 40 stories.

 

Here is the publication list.

 

Pigs are People, Too 7/1/2003 AnotheRealm Flash
A Place to Hide 8/1/2003 AnotheRealm Flash
Flare Bound 11/1/2003 Martian Wave
Through the Stone Gate 1/16/2004 High Fantasy
Perfect Gold 2/3/2004 Atsoise
The Break Out (Everything but the Oink) 2/26/2004 High Adventure Online
Scarce Words 3/15/2004 Aoife's Kiss
Le Choix Des Armes 3/24/2004 Amazing Heroes
Random Seed 3/25/2004 Aoife's Kiss
The Thing in the Doghouse 5/4/2004 Fifth Di...
The Third Law 7/7/2004 PlanetMag.com
The Field of the Beasts 8/18/2004 Atsoise
Frogs in Aspic 9/1/2004 Kidvisions
Please Wash Your Hands 10/7/2004 AnotheRealm Flash
Striking Pay Dirt 10/20/2004 Adventure Fiction Online
The Last Big Herd 12/8/2004 Hadrosaur tales
The Hand of Zorgo 12/8/2004 Aoife's Kiss
Gremlins Over Normandy 12/27/2004 The Harrow
Elements of Surprise 6/1/2005 Cybertales
Well Met in Scarce 8/1/2005 Amazing Heroes III
Feed The Cat 10/1/2005 Christmas Cats Anthology
Familiar Christmas 10/1/2005 Christmas Cats Anthology
God in a Bottle (Fate in a Box) 11/9/2005 Fifth Di...
Note to Self 1/5/2006 Static Movement
Losing Touch 1/31/2006 Astounding Tales
Grow Fins 2/14/2006 Static Movement
Unplugged 8/18/2006 Martian Wave
The Telling 9/3/2006 Martian Wave
A Nest of Flames 7/1/2007 Tales of the Talisman
Head Call 7/3/2007 Aoife's Kiss
Zombies? I Hate Zombies! 9/13/2007 Southern Fried Weirdness
Street Call 8/6/2007 SamsDot Between Kisses
Girl with the Error message Eyes 4/23/2008 AtomJack
Repfix 1/2/2009 Electric Spec
Farewell Tour 6/5/2009 Freezine
Stones of Green and Gold 6/25/2009 Heroic Fantasy Quarterly
You Can't Think About It 7/8/2009 Aoife's Kiss
Please Follow Calculated Route 7/14/2009 AnotheRealm Flash
Nigerian Soul 8/13/2009 AtomJack
Reefs of Jupiter 11/10/2009 Martian Wave
Carnival of Blood 4/20/2010 Aoife's Kiss
Note - since 1/1/2010 I have only submitted to pro markets.
This does not mean that I stopped writing.

 

 

Error Message Eyes

 

In November 2010, I collected 15 stories that involve Math, Programming or Artificial Intelligence and self published a book on CreateSpace and Kindle called Error Message Eyes.

 

Non-Fiction

 

I have published a couple of books on playing the harmonica on Kindle, and a very long time ago contributed to a book on programming. I published several technical articles in the 1980s concerning programming problems.

 

Unpublished

 

Starting in 2010, I have only submitted to PRO markets. Several of the stories below are making the rounds of the pro markets, which can take a couple of years.

 

These are stories waiting in submission queues, or are in need of a rewrite or a rethink. I put a couple of the better ones in my short story collection.

 

 

If Wishes . . . - Story of a child with Downs Syndrome and her relationship with an AI.
La Soer Sans Merci - Short piece about an elderly woman in a nursing home fighting for her life.
Rescue Boat - waiting for rescue during hurricane Katrina.

Remember This - A space traveler suffering from replication errors.
The Shunned Well - Lovecraftian story set in New Orleans.

The Fat Lady Funeral - A circus fat lady comes back as a zombie.
The Duke's Left Eye - a witch puts a spell on an arrow so that it finds its mark.

The Thoat - A prospector on Mars is lost.
On Ben Klibreck - Ghosts on a Scottish Mountain.

Speed Trap -(Error Message Eyes) My favorite story, about a car alarm that is very very good, never sold.
The Window Washer Murder - (Error Message Eyes) Study in an AI that is more human than the people around him.
Please Leave a Message - Phone line to the dead
At the Submarine Races - Aliens on Prom Night

The Dinosaur Dance Floor - A Time Machine that watches Dinosaurs

Performance Evaluation - Evaluating an AI's Job Performance

 


Future Plans

 

I have 50 or so stories that are partially written and many of them deserve to be completed. I work on them occasionally, when I get a chance.

 

I have three novels outlines and may write one, someday, but probably not.

 

There ain't no money in this and damn little glory, so I don't expect to write more than a couple of stories a year. The urgency has diminished since 2003.